The Themes, The Themes, The Themes: 2021

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September 4, 2021 - Western Michigan: The Luau, kickoff noon

  • We welcome everybody back with pork. Sausage and smoked spam sliders, pork belly burnt ends, and pictures of The Godfather from college.

September 11, 2021 - Washington: The Joe Beef, kickoff 8pm

  • Night game. Long day. Food will be an ode to this Montreal French-ish homestyle food and bacchanalia paradise

September 18, 2021 - Northern Illinois: The Fleetwood, kickoff noon

  • I had a meal at the Fleetwood once at 3am at the counter and my water glass was sitting next to another glass that was catching rainwater from the ceiling. We'll do our best to recreate this atmosphere with all-night diner fare representative of the establishment known for "24-hours of Unreality." Meaty hippy hash, etc, etc

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September 25, 2021 - Rutgers (Homecoming): The Jersey Shore, kickoff 3:30

  • Excited to get the family together and best that beat up all day. Italian hash in the AM, chicken cutlets, sausage and peppers, meatballs, and Snooki at lunch

October 2, 2021 - At Wisconsin: TBD

October 9, 2021 - At Nebraska: TBD

October 16, 2021 - BYE WEEK

October 23, 2021 - Northwestern: The Godfather, kickoff TBD

  • We honor our founder with catfish, fried pickles, sausage and cheese chowder. 

October 30, 2021 - At Michigan State, TBD

November 6, 2021 - Indiana: The Smokehouse

  • Smoked meat extravaganza. 

November 13, 2021 - At Penn State TBD

November 20, 2021 - At Maryland TBD

November 27, 2021 - Ohio State

  • Surf and turf finale 

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Photos From When They Took Paul: The Crowdsourced MSU Tailgate Pics 2020

Sure, they're 10 days late. But as you may know if you’ve ever spent time on this shitty site, when we lose, I stop posting. You’re lucky you’re even seeing these. Anyway, some of these are pretty great, back when we thought we might be good. Of note, I was black out drunk for the entire second half of this game, which was a great decision.

The damn Canadians seemed to have a jolly old time again. Frying up wings, really getting into it. I’m guessing things were a little different this past weekend though. In a normal season they talk a lot of trash before the first game about how much they’re going to be involved and set up stuff, etc…but that wears off by week 3 if not sooner.

And wait until you see the Indiana tailgate pics. Nobody texted me anything that whole day. Might just post one electoral map and one covid map.

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